Dirty Sock by N'Sync

I discovered last night that my poor, pitiful husband only has 4 pairs of socks...so once a week, he digs in the dirty clothes hamper to find dirty ones to wear. Who knows how long this has been going on, but I think I am a terrible wife for not only not buying my husband enough socks to get him through his week, but also for not even knowing that I only ever folded 4 pairs of socks. I'm sure this is a violation of our wedding vows.

So, last night, upon my discovery, after calling him a pig, we started singing "Dirty Sock"...to the tune of "Pop" by N'Sync. We cracking ourselves up. Surprisingly, the actual lyrics appear to be about filthy people who rewear dirty clothes...

"Dirty Sock"

Sick and tired of hearing
All these people talk about
What's the deal with this sock life
And when is it gonna fade out
The thing you got to realize
What we doing is not a trend
We got the gift of smelly feet
We gonna wear em till the end

It doesn't matter
'Bout the where I work
What I wear around my neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize
That it's just about respect
It doesn't matter
About the shoes I wear
And where I go and why
All that matters
Is that you smell my feet
They are stinky all the time

Do you ever wonder why
This smell can get you high?
It takes you on a ride
Feel it when your feet
begin to smell
(Your feet begin to smell)
Baby you can't stop
(You can't stop)
And the smell is all you got
Come on now
This must be, SOCK

Dirty sock
Baby you can't stop
I know you
Like this dirty sock
This must be

Now, why you wanna try
To classify the type of thing
That we do
'Cause we're just fine
Wearin' what we like
Can we say the same for you?
Tired of feelin all
Around me stinky-y feet
Just worry about yours
'Cause I'ma get mine
Now people can't you smell

[Chorus Repeat]

Ooh
Man I'm tired of doing of laundry

Dirty, dirty, dirty sock
Dirty sock
Do you ever wonder?
[Echoes]
SOCKS!

Do you ever wonder why
This smell can get you high?
It takes you on a ride
Feel it when your feet
begin to smell
(Your feet begin to smell)
Baby you can't stop
(You can't stop)
And the smell is all you got
Come on now
This must be, SOCK

[Chorus Repeat]

I need to buy my man some new socks. Apparently.