Monday, December 19, 2005

My Eating Habits.

LIKES:
Cheese Nachos
Cheese Pizza
Macaroni and Cheese (homemade, not boxed)
Donuts - Glazed, White Frosted, White Frosted with sprinkles
Noodles
Hard Candies of all sorts
All Cheeses (except those specifically listed under the 'dislikes' tab)
Most dead animals
Vanilla Yogurt with Gummi Bears
Pretzels - extra salty

DISLIKES:
Crumbly Cheeses, Feta Cheese, Bleu Cheese, Goat Cheese
American Cheese
Any cheese melted on any type of bread, specifically; Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Cheeseburgers Tuna Fish (canned)
Bananas (only in quiet places)
Icecream with nuts in it
Cookies with nuts in it
Donuts with nuts on it
Brownies with nuts in it
Salad with nuts in it
Chocolate
Fast Food Hamburgers (not that I have ever had one)
Almond Joy and all other cocnut candies
Black Licorice
Beans (excluding refried)
Peas and most other green veggies

I will update this list as often as possible.

Just to give you an idea of a daily meal plan for me, today I have had:

1 dozen donut holes
2 donuts - 1 glazed, 1 frosted with sprinkles
A pretzel stick
2 peppermints
A roll of Lifesavers
2 Poptarts (1 package is 2 Poptarts)
And a slice of Banana Nut Bread (which I spit out becuase I was unaware there were nuts in it)

My dinner will most likely consists of pasta of some sort.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

From the desk of Ms. Miliner...

This is what she does all day long: http://www.emotioneric.com/

And that, my dears, is why we keep her around.

According to Dr. A.R. Dykes of the British Institution of Structural Engineers 1976
THE ENGINEER'S CREED
"ENGINEERING IS THE ART OF MODELING MATERIALS WE DO NOT WHOLLY UNDERSTAND INTO SHAPES WE CANNOT PRECISELY ANALYZE SO AS TO WITHSTAND FORCES WE CANNOT PROPERLY ASSESS IN SUCH A WAY THAT THE PUBLIC HAS NO REASON TO SUSPECT THE EXTENT OF OUR IGNORANCE."

Monday, December 05, 2005

Mildy offensive material:

A few Happy Holiday Treats from your pal Christy...

A message from our sponsor: http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

And the lyrics from the all-time WORST Christmas song...EVER. Every Christmas, at my parents church, a huge white man sings this song at the Christmas service. The song is good, the lyrics are good, the singing is good. What is HORRIBLE about this song is that it is sung by a white man...we can barely control our laughter. It is HORRENDOUS.

Sweet little Jesus Boy,
they made you be born in a manger.
Sweet little Holy Child,
didn't know who You was.
Didn't know you come to save us,
Lord;to take our sins away.
Our eyes was blind,
we couldn't see,
we didn't know who You was.
Long time ago, you was born.
Born in a manger low,
Sweet little Jesus Boy.
The world treat You mean, Lord;
treat me mean, too.
But that's how things is down here,
we didn't know t'was You.
You done showed us how,
we is trying.
Master, You done showed us how,
even when you's dying.
Just seem like we can't do right,
look how we treated You.
But please, sir, forgive us Lord,
we didn't know 'twas You.
Sweet little Jesus Boy,
born long time ago.
Sweet little Holy Child,
and we didn't know who You was.

White man, singing THAT song. HI-sterical.