Tommy and I think that we are the most hysterical people on the planet. I am pretty sure that the rest of the planet would completely disagree, but, I gotta be honest here, that boy makes me laugh harder than anyone I have ever met. I find it very sad that there isn't a tv show with us as the stars. It would be a cult classic.
Earlier this week, we had a conversation on instant messenger (yes, we do most of our talking via instant messenger and texting...yayy internet age) regarding the age old debate of "More Dogs or No More Dogs?" I, of course, am right in thinking that we need more dogs, and Tommy (always the pessimist) is very anti-More Dogs.
Below is our discussion that we were both laughing about when we got home. For your information: "Pugzy" is what we call all dogs. "... ..." is intented to be the scene from Borat when he is learning to use the word "NOT".
The discussion begins when I sent him a link to a shelter hosting an adoption day...they were offering incentives for adopting older and bigger dogs.
Tommy: no more pugzys
me: why why why?
they are on sale!!!
Tommy: its too much
me: puppies dont get any cheaper than that
you hate me
Tommy: never baby. just don't want to have an animal farm
one beast gets in the way enough
and the fur oh goodness
me: but baby! you let your other wife have two
its like you love her more than you love me
the fur is good for you
Tommy: no way. those dogs weighed 15 pounds together
me: but it was two!
i will be pitiful tonight
Tommy: so we should have 70 the size of Betty?
glad you are going out to dinner then!
this is not the choice
Tommy: it IS the choice
get a pugzy or not get a pugzy
me: GET A PUGZY!!
you would have 10 of them
i would be so happy
Tommy: We wouldn't be able to even walk down the stairs
wouldnt remember their names
Tommy as long as we never go out of town
wouldnt even know if one got away...
spend all evening just counting the pugzys
you can come home at lunch and let the pugzys out
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