Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Lessons Learned.

I learned a lot today.

I learned why so many women fail their 1 hour gestational diabetes test. Now, I'm not a doctor, nor do I specialize in endocrinology, but I've got to think that a test that measures blood sugar levels would be much more effective if they took a baseline reading. I dunno. But yayy for the yummy orange drink in my belly!!

I learned that I should have married a fat man. My doctor informed me that in all likelyhood I will weigh more than my husband at the end of this pregnancy. This will only be exaggerrated by his desire to reach race weight by the time IM rolls around and my new found love of Golden Oreos. Once Tommy heard this news, he began to gloat...until he realized that gloating could end in his castration. Gloating quickly turned to fear.

I learned that Golden Oreos are easily the most delicious cookie in all of the land. I am petitioning to Oreo that they be removed from the shelf once I deliver. They can be sold again should I ever become impregnated again. These cookies cannot exist in my post-partem world if I ever want to weigh less than my husband again.


Adrienne said...

I went to hit my husband the other day because of something he said, and joking, he said "No fair- you weigh more than me now." Needless to say, not a funny thing to say to your 40 week pregnant wife.... especially when I still weigh less than him (not by that much, but still!)

Love and Puppies, Christy said...

Hahahahahahaha. Send him to me Adrienne, I'll show him some pain!

Bill B. said...

Careful - Don't remove anything you might want to use again.

Love and Puppies, Christy said...

@Bill - I blame you for his bad behavoir. :)

Angy said...

hahahaha!!! That's hilarious Tommy can wear your pants!!