The lovely things my friends write in emails:
These are 2 snippets from emails I have received this week. I will take them out of context, but trust me, they were either just as offensive or just as funny in context as they are out.
You're not dumb, and there's no need to hate yourself. You have plenty of friends who will gladly hate you instead.
Unfortunately, I took the resolution after last weekend to never drink ever again. It's my weekly Monday morning resolution. On Tuesdays, I usually quit smoking.
My friends are funny. I am so proud.
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