"You can be classy, conservative AND have a dick in your mouth at the same time." In reference to the slutty virgin on The Bachelor.
"Friends don't let friends have lonely assholes." In reference to his gay lover.
"Breathtaking!" - The New York Times
"Amazing! I'm addicted. It's filler for me while The Hills is on break. : )" - Maggie
"Best thing since sliced bread!" - USA Today