I have no respect for myself or the ones that I care about.
This is just before Don won the 8 mile Turkey Trot in Dallas. He came in first place of the dogs**!!
**This information has not been independently verified. We just told him that to make him feel better. But no dogs passed us and we couldn't see any other dogs in front of us, so it can only be assumed that out of 30,000 people, my dog was the fastest.