Saturday, November 20, 2010

It's a Hamburger!

Is an ultrasound of a fetus's labia considered child porn?

I dunno.

Going into the ultrasound, I had reached this strange place. I had always wanted a girl for my first child...the thought of raising a little ballerina was just too much for me to resist. I also always thought that those women who said, "Oh, I don't care what gender the baby is, as long as it's healthy", were lying sacks of shit. But the further along in my pregnancy I got, the less and less attached to having a girl I got. I really only wanted a healthy baby. Shocking, I know.

And then there were the wierdos who think I would be a better mom to a boy. 1. This is not an appropriate thing to say to someone. 2. I hate sports. Hate them. Really, really hate them. 3. Just because I am moderately athletic and excessively crass doesn't mean anything.

Alas, we got the news that we are having a baby with 10 fingers and 10 toes and 4 chambers in the heart...AND IT'S A GIRL! She's got a hamburger not a hotdog!

And true to a baby of mine, she gave us the Shocker just before she spread her legs and we got a good look at her labia.
Nice job Baby Blain. I think we are gonna get along just fine.

4 comments:

JBM said...

you should probably name her britney after the show she gave you!
good stuff! congrats!

TMB @ RACING WITH BABES said...

Congrats! Little girls are the best.

Pam said...

Funny, I've never heard it called a hamburger before? Pink taco? Yes. Hamburger? No.

Call it what you will, but CONGRATULATIONS on the 20-digit, 4-chamber baby girl!!!

Teach her right. The world needs more excessively crass women.

Marchand Family said...

Hamburger and turtle...not hot dog :) Congrats! Can't wait to spoil her with giant pink bows!!!