Saturday, November 20, 2010

It's a Hamburger!

Is an ultrasound of a fetus's labia considered child porn?

I dunno.

Going into the ultrasound, I had reached this strange place. I had always wanted a girl for my first child...the thought of raising a little ballerina was just too much for me to resist. I also always thought that those women who said, "Oh, I don't care what gender the baby is, as long as it's healthy", were lying sacks of shit. But the further along in my pregnancy I got, the less and less attached to having a girl I got. I really only wanted a healthy baby. Shocking, I know.

And then there were the wierdos who think I would be a better mom to a boy. 1. This is not an appropriate thing to say to someone. 2. I hate sports. Hate them. Really, really hate them. 3. Just because I am moderately athletic and excessively crass doesn't mean anything.

Alas, we got the news that we are having a baby with 10 fingers and 10 toes and 4 chambers in the heart...AND IT'S A GIRL! She's got a hamburger not a hotdog!

And true to a baby of mine, she gave us the Shocker just before she spread her legs and we got a good look at her labia.
Nice job Baby Blain. I think we are gonna get along just fine.


JBM said...

you should probably name her britney after the show she gave you!
good stuff! congrats!


Congrats! Little girls are the best.

Pam said...

Funny, I've never heard it called a hamburger before? Pink taco? Yes. Hamburger? No.

Call it what you will, but CONGRATULATIONS on the 20-digit, 4-chamber baby girl!!!

Teach her right. The world needs more excessively crass women.

Marchand Family said...

Hamburger and turtle...not hot dog :) Congrats! Can't wait to spoil her with giant pink bows!!!