Now that the cat is FINALLY out of the bag, I can gossip about all the joys and un-joys of being pregnant.
But let's be honest, the joys aren't all that funny, and people's happiness is generally sickening and irritating, so for now let's focus on the horror that is baby bedding.
We don't yet know the gender of our future child, but we do plan on finding out as soon as possible. Yes, I know it's one of life's great surprises, blah blah blah, but really, it's still a surprise when they tell you during the ultrasound. So even if you find out BEFORE that bundle of pooping joy is in your arms, it's STILL a surprise. Take that naysayers!
And since I don't tolerate surprises well anyway, it's better that I find out after a full nights sleep and without holding any precious cargo.
We will find out as soon as a weiner or lack thereof is visible. I'm pretty sure the 50% accuracy of the Chinese Gender Prediction chart has guessed me right anyway, so it's a moo point. A cow's opinion.
Regardless of Cletus's gender, I will likely go the neutral bedding/decor route, so I have been scouring the internet in search of baby bedding that doesn't make me want to hurl. And unfortunately, this is few and far between. Pair this search with morning sickness and I have spent a lot of time praying to the porcelain god.
In my search, I found a lot of this:
Even more of this:
And thank the good Lord, I saw very little of this:
The search continues, despite the efforts of Winnie the Pooh and Pastel Paint. I will overcome you!!
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