Sunday, October 07, 2007


You know you are wasted when you leave your entire wallet at the bar and don't realize it until you are ready to go out the next night. Seriously? I think we may have a problem Houston.

Secondly, I have a funny story.

A guy Tommy works with, Jamey (his name has not been changed because he is not innocent), was dating a girl named Sweetcheeks. Sweetcheeks, being the sweet little girlfriend that she was, planned an elaborate birthday party for Jamey. She send out the invitation via evite a few weeks ago. Tommy and I weren't planning on attending because it's the weekend before our wedding and we weren't really going to know that many people. Anyway, Sweetcheeks seems like a nice girl. Today, we got an Evite reminder about Jamey's birthday party. The reminder indicated that the party had been cancelled...and I quote, "Jamey's Birthday Extravaganza has been cancelled to the fact that Jamey can't his d*ck out of other girls mouths."

Ouch. But seriously...hysterical.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wow! so funny! I was pretty tipsy this weekend as well. I thought I left my license and credit card at the bar. But, no I just couldn't tell that they were stuck together. We went to a comedy club for my cousin's bachelorette party, and I was heckling the comedians. My mom thought I was obnoxious. I am still recovering today. My cousin had a good time and that's all that matters! ~natalie