Funny little thing that happened to my friend, who we will call Schmelrie, last night. He was on a "date" and they were walking around the multi-Starbucked area of River Oaks on West Gray... (the names have been changed to protect the filthy).
We’re walking by river oaks theatre, and she mentioned that she’d never been in that area. I say there’s tons of shopping, not my style, because I’m a guy. She said that it’s not really her style either.
So we walk next to a lingerie place, and I point at some risqué clothing, and I say, "Is that more your style?"
Her response, “No, I preferred chains.”
Schmelrie’s response, “Chains? I didn’t know you were that type of girl.”
Her response, “No, I mean chain stores, I prefer shopping at chain stores.”
I thought she liked to wear chain lingerie.
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