So, by request, I shall record all of the "sit-com-esque" dramas that I deal with on a (hopefully decreasing) regualar basis. My life is crap. I mean, when was the last time YOU had to call a wrecker for your car? 5 years ago? Yea, I have 3 times in 3 months. So, I will catalog events that have occured previously just to catch you up to date, and then I will update you on a (hopefully decreasing) basis.
Sidenote: The flies in my house are large enough to eat my face.